Yard Fail #2 – Where the Wild Things Are

August 16, 2012

When Bailey and I applied for membership to our dog park two years ago, it was a meticulously manicured, still …

Today’s Trial (or Justifying My Every Move to the Jury in the Back Seat)

June 9, 2012

“What the hell, Mom?!” “Why’d you stop so fast?!” “Because a cat leaped out of those bushes and into the …

March 14, 2012

Please accept my sincere apologies for the disruption in service at the front desk. I had to fire the last concierge when …

October 21, 2011

I have an unhealthy relationship with the lunch room vending machine. We met on my first tour of the building. I knew I’d …